我們知道Google有一個不錯的功能就是「搜索建議」,也就是在你輸入部分關鍵字的時候,Google會根據搜索歷史和結果提供一些補充建議,從這裡我們也能看出其他人都在網上找什麼。

比如在美國英語版裡輸入「我極度」(i am extremely),搜索建議裡會出現一條「我極度害怕中國人」,結果居然有30.3萬條之多。


這是http://www.google.com搜尋的結果: & P* l# b' r; }+ N) z

 

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Go to the US version of Google, and type what is in bold to find the following:

• 5,310,000 pages from people asking or answering: How to get pregnant.
• 69,400,000 people asking How to make money.
• 32,600,000: How to get over someone.
• 3,290,000: Who do I have to be to make you sleep with me.
• 841,000: I have a large cat in my pants.
• 3,300,000: I have a large uterus.
• 112,000: I have a lovely bunch of coconuts (lots of swallows surfing the web).
• 256,000,000: I want to die.
• 3,160,000: Why do I fart so much.
• 528,000: Why do indians smell.
• 63,500,000: Why do I sleep so much.
• 680,000: Why do I have green poop.
• 883,000,000: Why do I have no friends.
• 7,570,000: Why do I have diarrhea.
• 4,170,000: Why do I have so much discharge.
• 7,120,000: Why do I have to pee so much.
• 230,000,000: Why do I have gas or so much gas.
• 456,000: Why do men have nipples.
• 6,000,000: Why men don't call.
• 8,380,000: Why men lie.
• 11,000,000: Why women have affairs.
• 36,500,000: Why women lie.
• 94,200,000: Why Obama should be president.
• 19,100,000: Why Obama should not be president.
• 42,300: Why Luke Skywalker is an idiot.
• 1,610,000: I would like to buy a hamburger.
• 286,000: I would like to extend you an invitation to the pants party (at Jason's house, in Jason's pants).
• 818,000: I think im pregnant.
• 442,000: I hate Indiana Jones 4.
• Almost 800,000,000: Who do I vote for.
• 4,980,000: I want a new drug.
• 114,000,000: I want a wife (114 million people are nuts).
• 783,000: I have one testicle.
• 21,900,000: I have one more drink.
• 12,400,000: I have three breasts.
• 320,000: I have three testicles.
• 1,580,000: I have three girlfriends.
• 610,000: I have four sides, all opposite sides are parallel, I have no right angles. What am I.
• 159,000,000: When to work.
• 126,000,000: When to say I love you.
• 2,730,000: Sleep is for sissies.
• 2,890,000: I smeel like poop.
• 1,510,000: What is a recession.
• 1,400,000: I have a hard time swallowing.
• 338,000: I have a big bag of crabs here.
• 1,060,000: Sex is for making babies and revenge.

中文意思:

如何懷孕:531萬5 Z! e) E& o3 l$ D1 N+ n/ [% V

如何賺錢:6940萬
  C- x" q" S; z. y6 D* ~. S如何忘掉某人:3260萬, b+ O' }4 Z' [4 Z5 r1 J
為什麼我沒有朋友:8.83億
6 l" B- M! e" ~, y; A為什麼我排氣如此頻繁:316萬
9 V; H. G( v0 r: H( s為什麼印第安人味道怪怪的:52.8萬* k: T+ R% A5 F
為什麼我在拉綠色便便:68萬5 ?+ R; b  y% y& W* x& G5 L
為什麼我如此嗜睡:63.5萬  Q+ q) V% Q/ C3 @1 @
為什麼我有腹瀉:757萬3 x0 W" s4 @0 h5 s
為什麼我會尿頻:712萬* W* e2 R2 c# Z7 u
為什麼男人有乳頭:45.6萬
9 |. ^2 c3 U9 b2 Y# R! B. q/ q為什麼男人會撒謊:83.8萬
+ w3 k( J/ a7 }+ Z  Y' j) d為什麼女人會撒謊:3650萬8 N  n  m4 t0 }6 r8 _
為什麼說盧克·天行者是個傻瓜:4.23萬: `" ]$ r$ q% k, X# j
為什麼奧巴馬應該當總統:9420萬+ [- `& M+ J8 F% U" r* ?% a
為什麼奧巴馬不該當總統:1910萬
' }  }) i; A/ K我該投票給誰:將近8億我想死:2.56億
/ O4 {( P& j" i1 u, a) J我想要個老婆:1.14億; S1 w4 M( w/ J4 i5 H/ p
我想買個漢堡包:161萬
; E& h  P8 `% N! L' N我想要新的毒品:49.8萬% e5 I! V" N3 \
我想我懷孕了:81.8萬* n& `5 D+ b4 q) Y# O; T8 u
我有三個女朋友:158萬
, y3 L0 w8 l* [2 r我有三個乳頭:32萬
# A9 {( Z$ z1 b. p- S" ^. B我討厭《印第安納瓊斯4》:44.2萬- J' q! N8 I, B2 B' N6 j
我吞嚥困難:140萬" m5 p/ O8 X$ ?% w4 _* n
我聞起來像便便:28.9萬
9 F2 C  h$ G) v6 C3 }# s+ }; T我有一大袋子蟹:33.8萬. B- `  J( e" f! Y: U1 B
我有一堆可愛的椰子:11.2萬
. M. N( b" c# t3 t+ f8 Q. B我褲子裡有一隻大貓:84.1萬% F" D9 {8 r3 m" L# e( D% x: p' Y" ^
什麼是經濟衰退:151萬' Q2 \+ R9 f- E% g$ J  h
什麼時候工作:1.59億9 x# E7 a: e  ^  E5 D
什麼時候說我愛你:1.26億

 

 

台灣人在搜尋什麼?

這是http://www.google.com.tw/webhp?hl=zh-TW搜尋的結果:

為什麼孩子要上學??這個也是問題嗎??

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很難想像那麼多人討厭媽媽

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那麼多人有罪?奇怪的是,有728,000人次搜尋我有一支槍耶

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這麼多人不喜歡考試

 

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NO VIRUS:

網路上無奇不有,什麼事也會發生,尤其看看人們在搜尋什麼,有時候可以發現很多事,想說看到外國人在搜尋什麼?台灣人又在搜尋什麼?真是一件好玩的事。

參考網站:

http://i.gizmodo.com/5152141/google-proves-humanity-is-sick-and-sad-yet-absolutely-hilarious

 

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